yes...a long long long time ago........

Have you ever shaken hands with a future/current  president?

Yes, but I was foolin'!

Have you ever been chewed out at work for playing games or being on the Internet too much?

Always (24 teams to cover)

Have you ever read a book in one sitting?  ( and not a comic book rod)

no.... i started i because i was bored

and in response to Taz... ive read many books in one sitting... such as

Harry Potter (all of them on release)
Lord of the Rings
RObert Jordans Wheel of Time(12 books on seperate occasions)
Eoin COlfer - Artemis Fowl - quite childish but a good read

so to taz i say... MEH lmao

Ever gone on holiday only to see it rain the whole time your there?

Ok I will go on record as saying I ABSOLUTELY dont believe you read the LOTR or Wheel of Time books in one sitting.  Sorry, no way, uhuh, aint happening.

the WOT books are all about 1000 pages (some a little less) and they are easily readable if you have a whole day with nothing to do but sit on a beach and read LOTR i obviously meant each separate book aswell... again easily readable in one sitting if your as dull and as anti-social as i can be at times XD

of course i dont ALWAYS read them in one sitting, just thought u should know i have done

@Voodoo

No... luckily... ive been close

Ever gone to bed earlier, then got up got ready for work only to realise you'd been in bed for an hour at most?