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« on: April 23, 2008, 05:31:01 AM »
You are up at 5:00 because you cant sleep due to the fact that the draft is in 3 days! Or if you make 5 posts to a FF web site before 6 AM

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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 07:48:04 AM »
or if you have spent almost 20 days on a FFWebsite in a year because youve nothing better to do...

NOT gonna name names Wink ha ha
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 12:40:04 PM »
It's just what we do for fun Rod...........although I don't log in as early as you do.

Just as Halloween has marked the beginning of the holiday season for me, draft day marks the beginning of the FF season.

Can't wait!

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 05:32:53 PM »
I get up at 2:30 am for a 4 o'clock work schedule. I definitely do some reading here at those hours...if not some posting.

And yes, all things considered...I do need a life.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 05:02:58 AM »
ahh but drof im english so add 5 hours onto all my times remember Wink
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 12:17:27 PM »
To revert to the original topic for a second...

"You need to get a life if..." (Letterman style)

10.You and the missus are discussing  first and middle names for your soon to be born son, and you suggest "Melvin Kiper". You BOTH really need to get out more if she thinks it's a great idea.

9. Your most prized possesion is an autographed picture of Stuart Scott.

8. Your career ambition is to replace Tony Reali as host of "Around The Horn". (Well, OK, that could be fun for a little while...)

7. You check your e-mail every five minutes to see if Mudgator has accepted a trade you proposed in your fantasy football league (just trying to see if Mud's awake Wink)

6. You think poker is a sport (hey, I LOVE to play poker, but it's about as much of a sport as mowing the lawn)

5. You keep waiting for Playboy to produce a "Women of ESPN" issue. (Hmmm...wait a second, that might not be such a bad idea, I can think of some...well, never mind!).

4. You believe anything Roger Clemens has said in the past year or so.

3. You don't believe that a major league pitcher in his prime couldn't have done better than Mindy McCready.

2. You think that Tony Kornheiser's funnier than...well, OK, than...hey, help me out here, I'm stuck!

and finally....

1. You spend your lunch time thinking up 9 other entries for this list just so you can do do a Top 10 thing! Roll Eyes Grin
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2008, 02:21:35 PM »
Excellent Top 10 List!

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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2008, 02:27:11 PM »
#11.  You add yet another cheesy reply to a thread, just so you can see your post-total roll over to 300.

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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2008, 02:38:03 PM »
#12.  After entering post #300 you actually check the Member List ranking by postings to see where you rank, and discover the following:

BOTH MudGator and JayBebo are sitting with post counts of "666"!!!!   Shocked

Can this be mere coincidence?  Or is it a sign of something much more horrific?Huh?

(see attached image -- scroll to the right to see post count totals...)
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 03:15:49 PM »
Quote from: ChrisLions on May 01, 2008, 02:38:03 PM
#12.  After entering post #300 you actually check the Member List ranking by postings to see where you rank, and discover the following:

BOTH MudGator and JayBebo are sitting with post counts of "666"!!!!   Shocked

Can this be mere coincidence?  Or is it a sign of something much more horrific?Huh?

(see attached image -- scroll to the right to see post count totals...)



This is something I REALLY hate to contemplate, but....you don't THINK theyre the same person....do you? I mean, maybe the pressure got to Jaybebo and his personality split 2 for 1 and Mudgator was born...sort of like David Banner and The Incredible Hulk. Ya know, it's REAL odd, but you seldom see them around at the same time....nah, couldn't be. My imagination's just running wild again...isn't it? Shocked Huh Huh Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2008, 09:03:25 AM »
Quote from: ChrisLions on May 01, 2008, 02:38:03 PM
#12.  After entering post #300 you actually check the Member List ranking by postings to see where you rank, and discover the following:

BOTH MudGator and JayBebo are sitting with post counts of "666"!!!!   Shocked

Can this be mere coincidence?  Or is it a sign of something much more horrific?Huh?

(see attached image -- scroll to the right to see post count totals...)




WOW!

Well ........I'll just jump off that number right now!
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2008, 09:29:32 AM »
Quote from: psychocat on May 01, 2008, 12:17:27 PM
To revert to the original topic for a second...

"You need to get a life if..." (Letterman style)
7. You check your e-mail every five minutes to see if Mudgator has accepted a trade you proposed in your fantasy football league (just trying to see if Mud's awake Wink)



#7 ?

I thought for sure I'd be atleast in the Top 5  Angry

My Top 10 list( You need to get a life if)

10. You suspect That the NFL schedule makers have conspired against your fantasy Team!  Angry

9. You suspect everyone of trying to find your cheat sheets  Grin

8. You suspect any article writer of trying to get you to slip up and talk about your sleeper picks.  Cool

7. You double check your roster 2 times a week to see if  Alexander is still in FA Angry

6. you still think Chris Henry has value Cheesy

5. You keep telling yourself sooner or later I'll ge a good trade offer from Psychocat!  Huh

4. You realize, your laughing at your own Top 10 list and your having a good time doing it, Damm!

3. You'd rather start a rumor about players ....... instead of posting what you really think.

2. You think that you may be able to go undefeated this year Cheesy

1. Your certain, Not to post any information that may lead to Bastaging of your sleeper picks! Angry
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2008, 11:31:05 AM »
Mud, it's not a prestige thing, dude. I just listed 'em in the order I thought 'em up. So actually, that really makes you #4, but you know Letterman always works from the bottom up. Cheesy

As for #5 on your list, I guess we'll have to get in a league together first. I have an idea about that percolating in the back of my demented brain; I just need to send out messages to a few folks first to see if they're interested. I know #10 is true for a fact; I have a number of Steelers on my roster...have you SEEN their #@!$%#$%# schedule?  I've done #4 myself,  and everyone should believe# 2 .. fantasy football is as much about bragging rights about your own intelligence and everyone else's lack thereof as anything else  Wink

The only one I would caution you strongly about is #8. I, for example, am an article writer, as are a number of other fine fellows who post regularly around here. I am Shocked, I tell you,  Shocked, that you would actually think that any of us would even CONSIDER trying to get you to let loose of knowledge about your sleeper picks! Roll Eyes Where IS the trust these days? They can't really be THAT secret, can they? Roll Eyes

I put it to others who have written articles here: are YOU guilty of trying to get info about sleepers out of Mud? 'Fess up, dagnabit! Personally, I've always thought that who anyone picks to sleep with should be...what do you mean that's not what you're talking about? Huh Roll Eyes

Whoops! nebbermind then..I've probably said too much already

"Still Psycho after all these years...."
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2008, 06:23:32 PM »
lol,  Grin

Always good fun.


Hey we need a Owner in Z-17!

at Zealots.........send rock a PM!
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2008, 04:21:49 PM »
Dont send Rock a PM here.....


He's never here!!!! Grin
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