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« Reply #45 on: May 02, 2008, 07:09:34 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate,

and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube
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« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2008, 05:03:34 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate,

and yet she could not stop. Shifting the tube

to her mouth....
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« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2008, 05:19:17 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate,

and yet she could not stop. Shifting the tube

to her mouth....

she squirted glue
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« Reply #48 on: May 11, 2008, 05:06:49 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate,

and yet she could not stop. Shifting the tube

to her mouth....

she squirted glue

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« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2008, 08:13:11 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her...


Bazooka Joe gum
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« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2008, 05:03:39 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum.

The comic was....
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« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2008, 06:19:06 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum.

The comic was....

now stuck to
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« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2008, 09:43:24 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?" 

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to

her favorite CD,
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« Reply #53 on: May 24, 2008, 08:33:14 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?" 

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to

her favorite CD,


William Shatner Live!

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« Reply #54 on: May 27, 2008, 09:36:18 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?" 

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to

her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!

As she pried...
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« Reply #55 on: June 17, 2008, 03:53:27 PM »

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« Reply #56 on: June 17, 2008, 03:55:21 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?" 

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to

her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!

As she pried her hands free....

from the dog....
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« Reply #57 on: June 17, 2008, 08:10:06 PM »

a fart let
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« Reply #58 on: June 18, 2008, 08:28:23 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?" 

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!

As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let...

loose from the...
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« Reply #59 on: June 18, 2008, 08:39:11 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?" 

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.

Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!

As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the...

Bazooka Joe Comic.  ....
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