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« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2008, 04:38:00 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer.Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny. "WELL?", she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?" "Neither!  It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off....

your nose sweetheart.
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« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2008, 08:51:55 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton.

Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."


She smiled and...


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« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2008, 01:13:08 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton.

Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."


She smiled and...


"...took out a(an)..."


Dont know what happened Chris I tried to quote you and wound up editing your post...oops I didnt change anything.
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« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2008, 04:25:21 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton.

Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."


She smiled and...


"...took out a(an)..."


Dont know what happened Chris I tried to quote you and wound up editing your post...oops I didnt change anything.

large tube of
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« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2008, 06:48:40 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of....

Elmer's Wood Glue....



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« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2008, 06:39:35 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue....






...and proceeded to...
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« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2008, 06:55:41 AM »


The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to...


...rub it on...
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« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2008, 09:48:10 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on...

both of her
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« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2008, 04:48:46 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her...

knockers, but she....
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« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2008, 08:47:04 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she...

accidently glued her...
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« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2008, 01:38:32 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her...


hands to his...
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« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2008, 11:37:18 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her
hands to his...

Great Dane, Rex.
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« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2008, 08:08:06 AM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her
hands to his Great Dane, Rex.

It was innapropriate....
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« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2008, 02:25:03 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate,

and yet she
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« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2008, 10:27:17 PM »

The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.

"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"  "Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."

She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex.  It was innapropriate,

and yet she could not stop.
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