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No Problem
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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Reply #60 on:
June 19, 2008, 08:35:56 AM »
Quote from: Taz on June 18, 2008, 08:39:11 AM
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the...
Bazooka Joe Comic.
....
The smell was...
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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June 19, 2008, 11:19:32 AM »
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was...
a strange mix..
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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June 20, 2008, 07:58:32 AM »
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was a strange mix...
of Bubblegum and....
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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June 20, 2008, 11:57:50 AM »
Quote from: No Problem on June 20, 2008, 07:58:32 AM
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was a strange mix...
of Bubblegum and....
Iron City beer.
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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Quite embarassed, she...
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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June 25, 2008, 10:46:28 AM »
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was a strange mix of Bubblegum and Iron City beer.
Quite embarassed, she...
...blushed and said...
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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June 25, 2008, 06:04:32 PM »
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was a strange mix of Bubblegum and Iron City beer.
Quite embarassed, she blushed and said...
OH MY! I...
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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June 28, 2008, 10:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Taz on June 25, 2008, 06:04:32 PM
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was a strange mix of Bubblegum and Iron City beer.
Quite embarassed, she blushed and said...
OH MY! I...
shouldn't have had...
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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Reply #68 on:
June 28, 2008, 11:25:01 PM »
Quote from: psychocat on June 28, 2008, 10:27:16 PM
Quote from: Taz on June 25, 2008, 06:04:32 PM
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was a strange mix of Bubblegum and Iron City beer.
Quite embarassed, she blushed and said...
OH MY! I...
shouldn't have had...
this pepperoni stuck...
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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June 29, 2008, 10:23:13 PM »
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was a strange mix of Bubblegum and Iron City beer.
Quite embarassed, she blushed and said, "Oh my! I shouldn't have had this pepperoni stick...
for lunch but......
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Re: 3 Word Story Continuation
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June 30, 2008, 08:31:05 PM »
Quote from: GBG on June 29, 2008, 10:23:13 PM
The man went to a Glorius Westminister Dog Show to meet a well trained bitch. He got lucky when he saw Three Dog Night at the local bar. They sang Tulsa Turn Around, with guest singer, Hoyt Axton. Next the man went to the bitch, who sat waiting in a Corvette smoking a cigarette that smelled...funny.
"Well," she asked. "Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither! It's a sebaceous cyst. I need some goggles to protect my eyes from the blinding glare off your nose sweetheart."
She smiled and took out a large tube of Elmer's Wood Glue and proceeded to rub it on both of her knockers, but she accidently glued her hands to his Great Dane, Rex. It was innapropriate, and yet she could not stop.
Shifting the tube to her mouth, she squirted glue all over her Bazooka Joe gum. The comic was now stuck to her favorite CD, William Shatner Live!
As she pried her hands free from the dog, a fart let loose from the Bazooka Joe Comic. The smell was a strange mix of Bubblegum and Iron City beer.
Quite embarassed, she blushed and said, "Oh my! I shouldn't have had this pepperoni stick for lunch, but......
...the bubblegum was...
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