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Tuesday Morning Musings - Week 9 |
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Written by Thomas Dugan
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Tuesday, 06 November 2007 |
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I missed my deadline again and, to make matters worse, I just don't have much to say this week. The Whiz would can me if I didn't work so cheap. As long as Jim Day continues to send me a box of Ho-Ho's each week, I'll continue churn out incoherent dribble.
Roger Goodell won’t be shortening Pacman Jones’ suspension. The news was nearly as disappointing as Charles Manson's rejection by the California Parole Board in May.
Lions’ DT Shaun Rogers' interception return was a thing of beauty. He looked like he was hoping to be run down from behind so that he wouldn’t have to continue running down the field. By the time he rumbled the 66 yards to the end zone, Roy DeSoto and John Gage were patiently waiting there with a crash cart. Clear!
If you don’t know Gage and DeSoto, you are probably under 35 - just think Ponch and John in a fire truck. If you don’t know Ponch and John, you’re a punk kid who needs to get cable and watch some TV Land – and you pups need to stay on the linoleum.
The Chiefs' front office is notoriously dishonest, so I believe the reports claiming that Larry Johnson is done for the year. Pick up Priest Holmes and Kolby Smith. With no Larry Johnson, you can also expect to see Brodie Croyle in the not too distant future.
I cut a deal selling Brett Favre high and buying Donald Driver low today. I have notoriously bad Karma, so start Brett if you got ‘em in Week 10.
Mark Mangino, the coach of the Kansas Jayhawks football team, looks just like Oliver Hardy. If I were KU basketball coach Bill Self, I’d put on a funny little hat and walk around campus with a goofy closed-lipped grin - Just for fun.
Is anybody surprised that a redneck bounty hunter with a three-foot mullet is a racist? Roger Goodell is investigating an allegation that the New England Patriots recorded Dog’s phone call.
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