Skin Chooser
| Istanbul, not Adam |
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| Written by Tom Dugan | |
| Thursday, 07 June 2007 | |
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With the passing of XS as we’ve known it, and the genesis of the Whiz, it seems appropriate to give Adam a NEW nickname. A leader’s nickname like Benedict XV or 50 Cent. A moniker to make him more lovable. (This is no small task. So far only his wife and kids love him.) We’ll make it a contest. The winner gets a free can of imitation cheese product courtesy of Taz. (He’s got a cabinet full of the stuff.) Here’s my top ten to start. I left off the obvious: "The Cheese" and "the Wiz." 10. The Eye Specialist 9. Istanbul 8. Benedict XV 7. Oslo 6. Badger 5. Harley 4. Mr. Kot-tah! 3. Leif 2. Sheboygan 1. Orange Cashion If you can’t do better than me… well then you’re not especially creative and you’ll have all let Adam down and I get the snack food. |
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