It's 3:38 in the a.m.  That's Crazy!  That bird's a liar! That goat is staring at me! That's Crazy!
 

I can't sleep, so I'm watching the NFL Channel.  God made the NFL channel for insomnaics.  Eric Dickerson is rushing for a measly 46 yards in the Rams' loss to the Bears in the '85 Conference Championship. I gotta get me some Eric Dickerson glasses.  They'd look great with my Jim McMahon headband.

I don't care what Larry Birkhead and the DNA evidence say, that kid is mine.

I went to see Kenny Wayne Shepherd last Friday night.  Shepherd is touring with a bunch of old blues pros after releasing a CD featuring fourteen blues legends.  Fantastic Show.  Since he recorded the CD, five of the old blues legends have died.  That may not be that strange considering most were in their 80's or 90's, but I think I'd rather be a Spinal Tap drummer than a blues legend on the 10 Days Out CD.

It's not Pacman Jones' fault.  The Pacman Fever has driven him crazy.

I just found out what Don Imus called the Rutgers women's basketball team. (The worst was "Nappy-headed hos.")  Don Imus is an idiot.  He's not funny or entertaining in any way.  He's apparently a racist, and the term "ho" indicates that he is the enemy of easy women everywhere.  I am the friend of easy women everywhere.  

What is Imus doing criticizing other people's hair anyway?  He looks like Phil Spector with a Jeri Curl.

Warren Moon got screwed.  He passed his breathalyzer and was still arrested for DUI.  I'd rather have that cop spend that two hours looking for folks who might have actually failed their BA's.  And don't give me the "failed his field sobriety test" baloney.  Police officers fail everyone in field sobriety tests.  (I've watched this training at the police academy.  The cadets arrested every subject and very few were above the legal limit. )  The DA's office will probably decline prosecution.  Folks shouldn't drink and drive, but there are BAC limits for a reason. If we want the limit to be 0.0, we need to change the laws.

 It looks like that burning ring of fire was left unattended following Johnny Cash's death.

Apparently, somebody stole a tuft of hair from the mummy of Ramsey II about 30 years ago and it was just recovered after somebody tried to sell it on the Internet.  Apparently, selling stolen ancient artifacts on the Internet gets you in trouble. Who-da-thunk?  I guess I'll put the Holy Grail back in my attic.