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Brett Favre... Really?

Brad Childress came out Friday and said that the Minnesota Vikings are going to "discuss" Brett Favre.

What's to discuss? Could they really be considering an attempt to get Favre to play for them? Do they not have access to his second-half-of-2008 game film? I can see it now...

Childress: "Okay... let's discuss Brett Favre."

Peon 1: "What's to discuss?"

Childress: "Well, whether or not we're going to bring him here to play."

Peon 2: "Why would we do something like that? Did you SEE him in the second half of the year with the Jets? We have enough problems with historically falling apart late in the season without bringing in Favre. Let him retire in peace."

Childress: "Yeah, but... I have a mancrush on him."

Peon 1: "So...?"

Childress: "So... I'd rather wince every time Brett Favre has the ball in his hands out of excitement and fear at what this great gunslinger is going to do than wince every time Travares... er, Tarvoris... er, WHATEVER his name is..."

Peon 1: "It's Tarvaris."

Childress: "WHATEVER! If I really wanted to know his name, I would have made flash cards."

Peon 2: "You know... Favre isn't really in a position in his career where he can help us, but it sure as heck would piss off those Packer fans."

Mike Tice: "Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!!! Let's get him to paint his house purple, too!!"

Childress, Peon 1, and Peon 2: "How many times do we have to tell you - get OUT OF MINNESOTA, Mike!!!"

Childress: "You know, though... Mike does have a point. After all, we do have a track record of picking up former Packers who are nearing (or waving incoherently as they pass by) the end of their careers... Sharper worked out, more or less..."

Peon 2: "Plus, I could get a Brett Favre bobblehead!"

Peon 1: " Well, THAT'S a good reason..."

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